Yes this is really a thing, VIP abortion services featured in New York

Eastside Gynecology is located in a neighborhood in New York City where very important people live in close proximity. That’s why it seems fitting that the high-end abortion clinic would appeal to nearby potential clientele by offering VIP Abortion Services.

For women with discriminating tastes, Eastside Gynecology offers “exclusive and VIP surgical services” for early and late-term abortions, surgical abortions, and manual vacuum aspirations (MVA) “for any patient who requires the utmost in service, comfort, and confidentiality.”

According to the Eastside Gynecology website:

Our VIP rooms are designed to make you feel at home, with a luxurious mahogany bed, oil paintings, Internet and TV for complete privacy and comfort. Patient escorts are allowed to stay with the patient throughout the duration of their visit at our private clinic.

Because after all, for a mother with means, when disposing of her unborn child, “service, comfort and confidentiality” are a must.
Moreover, for an East Side killing factory to have anything less than “luxurious mahogany bed[s], oil paintings,” and Internet service would not do justice to the address.

Sumptuous surroundings are not the whole picture; it gets better. If you are a woman looking to rid yourself of the inconvenience of an unwanted pregnancy and can shell out the big bucks, Eastside Gynecology says it’s willing to close down the clinic and dedicate the entire facility “Just for You.”

Think of it! Who’s more deserving of tender loving care than a woman exercising power over life and death?

That’s why, prior to and immediately after condemning a child growing in the  womb to a red biohazard bag,  Eastside Gynecology offers  VIP Surgical Patients the option to have the “entire facility and staff dedicated solely to their needs and care.”

If money is no object, why not have the abortion providers “close the facility to any other patient on that particular day,” so that “No other patient will be scheduled or seen during your entire visit?” Who would argue that a Manhattan girl with dough deserves to have things “completely private,” not to mention an “entire staff … dedicated solely to [her] needs and [her] care alone?”

The Eastside Gynecology clinic accommodates the “needs of public figures, celebrities, and high-profile individuals… [who can]… schedule a VIP abortion appointment and Confidential Concierge Services.” That’s good to know for wealthy stars such as comedian Sarah Silverman, who “doesn’t like to admit” that she’s never had the opportunity to fulfill her dream of ridding herself of what she refers to as “goo.

For out-of-towners like Ms. Silverman, who lives in Los Angeles but would likely refuse to dispose of her unborn child in a clinic that doesn’t have “Private Abortion Boutique Services” such as sleigh beds, flat-screen television sets, plush robes, and free Wi-Fi, Eastside Gynecology will gladly arrange “flights, car service, hotels or personal care.”

It’s good to know that for “Sex and the City” types who live on the East Side and are looking for an abortion clinic that fits their luxurious lifestyle, Eastside Gynecology is a great place to have an abortion – at least until another Manhattan clinic comes along whose VIP Abortion Services include a gourmet lunch, a post-abortion mani/pedi, and a relaxing hot stone massage.

  • Jonathan

    Is this a twisted sick joke?

    • No joke for real.

      • Jonathan

        Such luxurious interior is for religion of “overpopulation myth”, practiced in “the Church of Planned Parenthood”. Abortionists are the priests and unborn babies are their sacrament to Satan.

        • El_Tigre_Loco

          Apparently, molech still exists.

  • PJ4

    It’s all about the money…at least they’re admitting it

    • Ingrid Heimark

      At least they are willing to kill all children, no exceptions for the white, rich ones…..

      • PJ4

        heh.. I was actually going to comment on how this might make poor women feel bad.

  • cranemaker

    That’s pretty sick. Abortion is sick.

  • maureen

    Lila it’s not in God’s plan to condemn the woman. Surely some have been forced just as poorer women are.

    • PJ4

      In all likely hood, if you’re going to this place, you’re probably not being forced…unless you’re dating an NBA player…

      • maureen

        Exactly. Pregnant women, rich or poor, are being coerced. The end result is a denial of the gift of life from The Lord.

        • I am impressed of how low you “pro lifers” all seem to think about womens capacity of making decisions regarding their own lives (yes their own lives). How about staying out of others wombs and just stick your nose in the bible instead?

  • El_Tigre_Loco

    Put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig.

  • JimmyChonga

    Rachel, weeps for her (Jewish) children.

  • Hearin in da Boro of NYC

    Baby Butchery in elegant setting remains Baby Butchery. Today the Wood of the Cross is mahogany. The seamless garment – silk sheets. I just found this review on the google website. Please pray for

    Crystal Barberet
    2 weeks ago
    not let the pictures and “spa like” décor fool you like I let it fool
    me; this is a puppy mill abortion clinic. I felt extremely unsafe the
    moment I walked in. The staff would barely talk to me or give me any
    information at all. Just threw me the paper work and said “have a seat.”
    Funny thing is, woman waiting to be seen were standing because the two
    waiting rooms were full. Also, on the paper work they try to upsell you
    on vaginal plastic surgery. Thanks but, I think terminating a pregnancy
    is troubling me a bit more than than if my labia is aesthetically
    pleasing.. So I was taken in and thrown back into the waiting room three
    separate times. Once for blood work, once for urine, and once for a
    sonogram. The girls who administered these practices came off as
    extremely unprofessional and bothered by needing to help me. After three
    hours of waiting, I was finally sent to my “counselor” who was rude and
    ordered anesthesia when I had specifically requested to have none. I
    was then thrown into a room to wait another hour with three other girls,
    where you could hear what was going on in the next room. Listening to
    clanking metal for an hour leading up to a surgery to terminate a
    pregnancy isn’t the most relaxing thing in the world, I’m sure you can
    imagine. Anyway, Three weeks go by and I receive a letter from my
    insurance company. They had billed my insurance $30,000, claiming that I
    owe $8,000 out of my own pocket. I received no proper billing from this
    place. Just a bunch of screwed up paper work. Calling them back and
    fourth, the uneducated woman yelling at me because I don’t understand
    their malpractice, saying I need to mail this check, and that check. I
    eventually just gave up and they never contacted me again. If I knew
    they were going to make a mess of my insurance like they did I would
    have just paid the $475 for not going through insurance. But I always
    ask myself, why would it be $30,000 for an insured person but $475 for
    an uninsured person? Probably because this practice commits insurance
    fraud. An abortion is not an easy thing for a woman to go through and
    this place made it an absolute living hell for me. I bit my tongue for
    awhile and kept from writing this review, but I really hope no woman
    ever has to endure what I did because of this place. Horrible, horrible,
    Response from the ownera week ago
    the staff of Eastside Gynecology take very seriously our care of our
    patients. Our office has been in existence over twenty years and we are
    proud of our excellent reputation which earns us many referrals from New
    Yorks best doctors and hospitals. Because of this we felt the need to
    respond to this very inaccurate review. WE are definitely NOT a puppy
    mill abortion clinic. We are a private office that makes every effort to
    treat our patients like private patients. Our “spa like decor” is
    acurate. When we built our facility we wanted it to be warm and
    welcoming, not like a bus terminal. We have marble floors and bathrooms,
    oil paintings and fresh flowers. If you prefer a clinic like
    atmosphere, then this is probably not the place for you. Our staff is
    known for their friendliness and sensitivity. It is just one reason we
    receive so many referrals. Our high quality and safe medical care is
    another. Unfortunately there are times when patients have to wait at our
    office and we apologize for that. We take time to provide the excellent
    and safe service we are known for. This patient requested we bill her
    insurance. Her insurance determined that their proper payment for the
    procedure was $785. Please note that our Gynecologists are now in
    network with Cigna, United healthcare, Oxford, BC/BS, GHI, HIP, and most
    insurances. As in network gynecologists, we are bound to accept their
    fee schedule. We, the staff of Eastside Gynecology are proud of our
    private office and it’s excellent reputation.We urge you to visit our
    office and please see the truth for yourself. Thank you.
    Danielle Crawford

    • Chauffeur

      The gall of this complaint (that killing the baby was not as enjoyable as expected), and the absurdity of the response by Ms Crawford (proud of reputation) is beyond belief. (Can anyone be “proud” of ending an innocent life?) Truly, our nation must be at the threshold of Divine Intervention when such callous humans walk the planet.

      • Laura5757

        It’s about quality of the healthcare provided versus cost. Whether you support a woman’s choice or not is irrelevant- as it stands a woman seeking an abortion is entitled to solid healthcare services.

        • Chauffeur

          You fool nobody but yourself.

  • jack_foobar

    If you’re going to commit genocide, you might as well do it in luxury.

  • Mainer

    Considering the casual and maybe even cavalier moral attitude saturating American culture it is difficult not to feel that God is turning the United States over to a reprobate sense permitting sin to be added upon sin( and most Americans do not even realize it) for rejecting the Living God Jesus Christ. God will not be mocked forever. Unrepentant(national & individual) sin receives its just consequences. A major unprecedented war?? Unprecedented natural disasters? Unprecedented financial disaster?? The United States is a nation with a foundation of Christian values and recognition of and belief in God. it is a nation God has blessed much. To whom much has been given much is expected(from God). God will not be mocked forever by anyone.

  • Me

    My religious beliefs have NOTHING to do with the fact that I do not believe in abortion rights. I would oppose abortion even if I didn’t have any religious beliefs (and would still think that what was described in this article was sickening) in fact.

  • Katie

    I clicked on the Facebook page link for this clinic and noticed the reviews. Upon closer inspection realized that it appears that all of the positive reviews are from fake pages that have also reviewed 5 other related clinics/services. Just another example of the lengths that these abortion clinics will go to deceive women about getting an abortion.