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Your Daily Outrage: Everything That Comes Out of Scarlett Johansson’s Mouth

I don’t know if anything is grosser than when people use the problem of poverty to promote abortion.

Here’s gorgeous Hollywood wacko Scarlett Johannson this past September 6 at the Democratic National Convention:

I grew up in New York City with four siblings. My father barely made enough to get by. We moved every year, and we finally settled in a housing development for lower middle income families. We went to public schools and depended on programs for school transport and lunches, as did most of my friends. My girlfriends from high school to this day still depend on Planned Parenthood and often Medicaid for important health care services.

Thank God for Planned Parenthood, so the children of Johansson’s high school girlfriends won’t have to grow up poor with four siblings. They won’t have to grow up at all! Yay abortion!

Here’s more from ScarJo:

This last election, I finally got to punch those buttons for me, for real. I wore my “I voted” pin the whole day. It was my finest accessory. And this year, on November 6th, I’m filled with that same enthusiasm, that same pride, to press the button to reelect President Barack Obama!

I’m not really sure how to explain to Scarlett Johansson that it is better to institute sound economic policy so that people don’t have to rely on Medicaid than to just give big ups to Medicaid.

By her own admission, Johansson makes frequent use of STD testing services, although it’s hard to imagine her frequenting an ugly, dirty Planned Parenthood. (Do they have a clinic in Beverly Hills?)

I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly. But as much as I believe that, I work really hard when I’m in a relationship to make it work in a monogamous way… I get tested for HIV twice a year. One has to be socially aware. It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s so irresponsible.

So, to recap! Breeding like animals: not irresponsible. Failing to get tested for HIV twice a year even in a “monogamous” relationship: irresponsible.

Okay, on a not-abortion-related note, here’s what she said before her visit to our troops in Iraq:

I don’t know if I will sing for them. I’ll probably just take to the stage and ooze sex appeal and hang around. I’m so lucky that I have an opportunity to make some sort of difference.

No, don’t sing. Seriously, don’t put yourself out. Just hang around and ooze sex appeal. Because that will make a “difference.”

I am so not done transcribing stupid things this woman has said. Please don’t go yet. This is fun.

The most precious moment in life is when you’re about to fall in love. You’re lying in bed together and he’s gazing at you and you’re gazing at him and there’s a sense that something truly wondrous is about to happen. It’s a nervous moment – but it’s exhilarating.

Scarlett, “falling in love…” I don’t think it means what you think it means. That’s called “having sex.”

One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.

Oof. Really? I think we’ve had enough.

I always say abortion doesn’t exist in a vacuum. This woman’s philosophy, if you can call it that, created a primordial stew of immorality and misinformation from which a pro-abortion attitude was destined to evolve. Planned Parenthood is your friend, love and sex are synonymous, monogamy is something to strive for but not necessarily doable, promiscuity is not irresponsible but lack of STD testing is, oozing sex appeal makes a difference, and oh how heartwarming and inspiring it is to be called “sexy.”

This woman was invited to the DNC, and young women actually listen – are encouraged to listen! – to what she has to say.

Young women, obsessed with being pretty and popular, are especially vulnerable to being seduced by the opinions of hot, famous actresses. To them I would say: Scarlett Johansson has to lie down at night, close her eyes, and be alone with her own conscience just like you. She may lie down on super-fluffy and expensive pillows, and with whatever Hollywood star she is married to or dating (Ryan Reynolds, Josh Hartnett…Sean Penn? Eww…) but my point is: fame is to love what drugs are to happiness. It’s not real, and it doesn’t make you a better, more fulfilled person, as you can figure out from the fact that so many rich and famous people end up miserable, suicidal, and addicted to drugs.

Acting intelligently and morally, educating yourself, behaving like a good human being…these things will not get you so much as a walk-on role on “Modern Family.” But they will take you a long way towards a happy and useful life.

Scarlett Johansson is a poster child for keeping a close eye on the media, and that we live in a time when even the chick who wears a catsuit in Iron Man 2 has a pro-abortion agenda she wants to bring into your home.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/hannah.mallery Hannah Mallery

    So basically she’s saying that the best feeling in the world comes from being a notch above a blow up doll.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Durham/100002906757423 Daniel Durham

    I refuse to process that Scarlett Johanesson and Black Widow are the same entity. I prefer to assume that God intervened to protect the soul of Marvel by miraculously swapping the Scarlett Johanesson we see above for a Scarlett Johanesson actually worthy of the role. Anyone else find this idea probable?

    • Voice of Reason

      Should have been Rhona Mitra. Johanesson looks about as athletic as a kielbasa. A squat, ugly kielbasa.

  • Rebecca Downs

    Um, not getting tested for STD’s does NOT make you irresponsible as Scarlett Johansson
    says it does… You shouldn’t feel all kinds of special and responsible for getting tested. What should make you feel special and responsible is having sex with only one person, who has also only slept with one person, hence, no STD’S!

  • Voice of Reason

    You have to be sexy to ooze sex appeal. She isn’t, therefore doesn’t.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/X62ALUI2HJQKCL6Z46VHWLAAGA M Leslie

    Marilyn Monroe was prettier than her anyway.

  • Micky

    I assumed she was an idiot, so I’m not really all that surprised. I
    don’t really understand the whole “my poor impoverished upbringing”
    baloney. She was a child movie star, and starred in the very big movie
    “The Horse Whisperer”. Her noble advice to girls is: 1) Be sexy to be
    told you are sexy. This will a.) make a difference and b.) be the best
    thing you could possibly hear from someone. 2) Have sex with whomever.
    Aim for monogomy, but it probably won’t happen because we’re animals (I
    suppose she is forgetting the fact that animals “have sex” to make more
    animals and not to abort them). 3) Get checked for diseases because you
    don’t want to be irresponsible with your constant sex. 4) Don’t make
    babies, but if you do, have an abortion. Summary: Life is for being sexy
    and having sex. Hmm, I believe that’s called a whore. Well, I don’t think we need her reproducing, honestly. The world has enough whores.

  • WifenMa

    Thanks for the advice, ScarJo, but I’d prefer to “make a difference” by being an amazing mother to the children that I refuse to abort, and a Godly, monogamous wife to my husband. I know those are things you can’t quite comprehend, but I’m praying for you that someday (soon, God-willing) you can.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-M-Williams/1021964754 Michelle M. Williams

      Well aren’t you special. Want a cookie?

      • aircraftmech

        Wtf is your problem? you seem to be among the godless heretics known as modern day democrats/liberal fvcktards. Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh-someone said something I don’t like!

      • WifenMa

        Awww, step on some toes?

  • Yolanda

    Just because a person is famous as in the case of Scarlett doesn’t make her exactly intelligent or coherent. My parents raised 7 children on my father’s salary as a farm laborer. We never went hungry, never went without clothes, always had medical care without government assistance (my father made monthly payments) and we stayed together. All 7 of us graduated from high school, 3 have college degrees, 2 more are working on a college degree, and all have jobs. My parents did not need to do away with any of us. They made do with what they/we had and we learned the value of hard work and the value of a dollar. And, oh yes, we are Roman Catholics who believe in the sanctity of life. Planned Parenthood is not the only means to medical “care”, which by the way birth control and abortions are not. Not sure why her word counts more than the words of a woman who was raised impoverished (me) but with family values and morals. Pretty faces do not necessarily equal brains/morals/values.

  • http://twitter.com/MarauderTheSN Marauder

    I’ve been married for less than four months and my husband and I have only ever had sex with each other. Getting tested for STDs would be like saying, “You know what, sweetie? I think you’re a total liar about this whole monogamy thing and might have given me a disease by sleeping with other people.” No wonder Scarlett couldn’t stay married for even three years.

    Also, seriously, she’s never fallen in love with anyone before the relationship has progressed to the “lying on a bed” level? Wow.

  • Elizabeth

    If i really start talking about people like that i might end up using a bad word and then i’d have to ask Jesus for forgiveness. i’ll just say the only thing i can describe it with: Disgusting.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cassie.powell.50 Cassie Powell

    You crack me up! Love your articles.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=774314743 Julie Sunflower

    A poor happy family struggling is much better than a clagging misinformed beautiful girl that is clueless about having to strive herself because she never had to make ends meet on her own on a small salary AND raise a family the vain and empty world of glam and acting is FAKE and it’s YOUR ILLUSION causing most stars their demise….I hold NO idol worship of anyone famous I feel sorry for them.

  • http://twitter.com/johnvikal Vikki Klask

    Wow. How can someone who has so much, know so little?